Jul 17, 2018
Today we DON'T EAT HONEY SMACKS! STOP EATING THEM NOW!
Sorry, had to get that warning out first. Today we learn about cereal killers, staying cool next to the Sun, and look into the conspiracy theory that Anthony Bourdain was killed by Hillary Clinton
Honey Smacks, the cereal with that looks like cardboard shaped nuggets covered in glaze, has sickened 100 people across multiple states. Seriously, throw your box away and grab some Frosted Flakes instead. I heard thhhheeeeyyyyy'rrrrreeee pretty good.
Next, we travel past Mercury and fly humanity's first probe into the face of the sun. But we still can't prove the world is round? Sounds fishy to me.
Finally, we look at the tragic death of Anthony Bourdain and the conspiracy that 1) His girlfriend Asia Argento is next, 2) He was murdered due to the #MeToo campaign, 3) Hillary Clinton played a role in his death and 4)Sometimes, reality is more depressing than the conspiracy theories we make up to comfort us and create order in a mad, mad world.
Do Not Eat Honey Smacks,' CDC Warns
NASA readies probe to touch the sun with 'cutting-edge heat shield' "It's getting hot in here, so protect all your probes."
Bombshell Bourdain interview is published one month after his suicide: Celebrity chef unloads on 'rapey, gropey and disgusting Bill Clinton and hopes Weinstein is 'beaten to death in jail'
Alt. Gossip Celebrities Blind item Rehash
Top advisor from Clinton '08 campaign reportedly accused of sexual harassment, protected by Clinton
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Opening Song: "Atlantis Attacks"
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